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Middle Finger Witch Statue

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐁𝐏 𝟏𝟎𝟎,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐚𝐲𝐏𝐚𝐥.
𝟏𝟖𝟎-𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞.
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🖕 "BLESSED BE THIS B*TCH" 🖕

Meet your new patron saint of petty revenge—the Middle Finger Witch Statue. Perfect for hexing exes, silencing haters, and manifesting pure chaotic energy.

Why She’s Spellbinding:
✔ 100% UNFILTERED – Casts side-eye and curses
✔ WITCH APPROVED – Hand-painted resin with "go to hell" elegance
✔ GREAT FOR altars, desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving

🔥 "NOT TODAY, SATAN… OR YOU, KAREN." 🔥

#WitchyVibes #HexThePatriarchy
(Broom not included. Attitude comes standard.)

[CTA] "SUMMON THE SASS" with animated lightning effect

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  • Handmade
  • Size:4 inches
  • Material: Resin
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