🎄😂 Sleazy Greetings Funny Christmas Card – Five Bucks of Festive Fun!
Why settle for boring, generic holiday cards when you can give the gift of laughter + a little inappropriateness?
This Funny Christmas Card is designed to make your best friend, partner, or that one family member with a dark sense of humor cackle harder than Santa after eggnog.
🦌 What’s the Joke?
Front and center: five buck reindeers.
Yes. Five. Bucks. Get it? (We’ll let the cartoon do the talking 😉).
It’s witty, it’s blunt, and it’s guaranteed to earn either:
✔️ A laugh 🤣
✔️ An eye roll 🙄
✔️ Or both at once (the best reaction).
✨ Product Features
🎁 1 Premium Card – A hilarious, cheeky design that sets the tone for holiday mischief.
📬 Hassle-Free Envelope – Sturdy kraft paper with a peel-and-stick seal. (Because licking envelopes in 2025? No thanks.)
🖊 Blank Inside – Write your own heartfelt (or equally inappropriate) message. Plenty of space for creativity.
📸 Perfect Size – 5" x 7" to fit gift cards, cash, or that embarrassing Christmas photo.
🦌 High-Quality Print – Vibrant cartoon illustration that’s bold, festive, and unapologetically funny.
🎄😂 Bottom line:
This isn’t just a Christmas card.
It’s a holiday laugh bomb wrapped in kraft paper.
👉 Grab yours now before the reindeers run off!
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